I Gotta Lighten Up 😁

You know, I've been going so deep lately, on so many things, and for my own vibrational level... I totally need to lighten things up a bit. 🌞🌞🌞

So, I'm taking this opportunity to laugh at myself over some of the dumb sh!t that I do. 🤣🤣🤣

For starters... if there is a cord attached to anything, a cord that needs attaching to something, a rope, hose, anything of any length---a horse lead, a lunge line, an extension cord, Christmas tree lights...

Somehow I can start off with those damn things straight, but within milliseconds... my ass gets tangled up in it.

I swear, I don't even know how it happens. It's not like I hold up the cord, string of Christmas lights, hose--- and twirl around. Or even make a lot of movements...

I don't understand how I can get so freakin tangled up in it. I literally have to be totally mindful of where I'm stepping when I'm working with long dangly things (could be a joke there, but I'm not touching it 😁), or I'll fall and bust my bumpkus.

I few months ago I decided to pressure clean all the outside areas of the house. The pressure cleaner is electric AND a hose connects to it.

TWO LONG DANGLY DAMN THINGS!

I would get so pissed when I tripped that I blasted a few f-bombs while I was kicking the cords. My gosh, I looked like a damn crazy person cussing and leg-swiping all the doggone cords.

Thankfully, I can't blame this on getting older... it's one of those things I've had my entire life.

Maybe it's hereditary. 🤔

Another thing that's just ridiculous for me... I lose my damn glasses all the time. For those of you who don't know me... I wear a pair of glasses for distance, but because I hate bifocals and I could never get use to contacts... while reading I put on a pair of readers. Over my distance glasses. 🤓

So when I'm reading, I have two pair of glasses on. And when I'm driving, I'll slap a third pair of sunglasses on.

Sometimes when I forget that my second pair of glasses is on my damn head, I end up getting a second second pair of glasses... then I have two pairs of second glasses on my head. 😮

I know... it's damn confusing for me, too.😎

And chapstick---

I am addicted to chapstick. I have chapsticks hidden all over the house. And I only buy flavored Carmex chapstick. 💋💋💋

My lips are always dry and I hate the way my lips feel when they don't have chapstick or lipstick on. Carmex chapsticks everywhere. Literally.

Speaking of lipsticks... at any given time you can look in my purse and find at least five different flavors (colors) of lipstick.

I need backups in case my mood changes.💄💄💄

Oh, another thing... candles.

Keep me away from the damn candle aisle anywhere. I think I have at least four candles burning right now.

I will literally have a fire going outside, and a candle burning next to me as I sit by the fire. 🧨🧨🧨

Totally. Batsh!t. Crazy.

I know. I admit it.

And cleaning the house. Oh my gosh. What a cluster f that is.

I start by picking up something from one room, and as I pass another room, I'll set the original stuff down (not necessarily where it belongs), and pick something else up that needs to be moved. Or I'll walk into a room that needs something wiped off, or I see a piece of furniture that... all of a sudden I get the notion that it would look somewhere else... which means I have to rearrange the whole house because I think a chair would look better in another room. Or in the trash.

What a mad house my mind is. 🤪🤪🤪

A lot of this comes from my ADHD, but in the end it all works out.

At the end of the day, I may have four pairs of glasses on my head, sixteen candles burning, and I've tripped over the damn vacuum cleaner cord 139413 times... but the house is clean... and it smells good!

What are your uniquely adorable characteristics?

Hey, as always, thank you for giving me a few of your precious minutes. 💖💖💖

Until next time...